Here's a nickname that falls a little short.
A few days after Hailey Glassman complained to Steppin' Out magazine that Jon Gosselin's penis is "tiny, tiny, tiny," another "source" tells the magazine that his ex wife Kate had a different way of referring to his manhood: "Stubby."
According to the source, Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon's, er, shortcomings, and even call him "Stubby" to his face to mock him.