Pamela Anderson new clothing line is a bust! The aging pin-up won the booby prize when just 20 fans showed up for the launch party for her new A*Muse Collection.

Although tickets for the event sold for just $25, less than two dozen people showed up to watch the three-time divorcee unveil the frocks, designed in cooperation with designer buddy Richie Rich, at Miami’s upscale Club Play Feb 2.

“Wearing a black minidress with a plunging necklace that revealed much of her massive breast implants, the 42-year-old former Baywatch babe was expecting to be mobbed by pop-eyed fans….” GLOBE writes of the disaster.

What better way to shake off a tough Super Bowl loss than to "celebrate us," as Kendra Wilkinson tells PEOPLE, enjoying Valentine's Day at Las Vegas's Eve Nightclub on Saturday night with husband Hank Baskett, while baby Hank stayed home with grandma in Indianapolis.

Much like 24's perpetually lovelorn Jack Bauer, Kiefer Sutherland will have to leave the Valentine's romance for another day.

20th Century Fox Studios has halted production on the hit series after the actor suffered a ruptured cyst earlier in the week, a 24 rep confirms to E! News.

Sutherland is scheduled to undergo minor surgery related to the ailment, but is not expected to be out long, as 24 is set to resume filming in just a few days.

"While Kiefer Sutherland is frustrated to miss even one day of work, he and Fox decided together that it would be best to complete this minor elective procedure now as a precaution as opposed to six weeks from now when production wraps," his rep tells the Los Angeles Times. "He looks forward to returning to work next week."

Likewise, Fox fully supports its action star, telling the publication: "We are temporarily suspending production of 24 while our friend and colleague Kiefer Sutherland undergoes a medical procedure. We hope to resume production shortly and do not anticipate any disruption in the broadcast of this season's episodes."

24's eighth season premiered on Fox this January.

Here's a nickname that falls a little short.

A few days after Hailey Glassman complained to Steppin' Out magazine that Jon Gosselin's penis is "tiny, tiny, tiny," another "source" tells the magazine that his ex wife Kate had a different way of referring to his manhood: "Stubby."

According to the source, Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon's, er, shortcomings, and even call him "Stubby" to his face to mock him.