The recession is affecting everyone: even Angelina Jolie

Authorities say Angelina Jolie returned from Baghdad empty-handed last week after learning how unaffordable Iraqi orphans are with the weak U.S. dollar. Sources close to the actress said with Hollywood at a virtual standstill because of the writer’s strike Jolie has been forced to scale back on her collecting and was considering acquiring new babies via e-Bay, craigslist, and even her own uterus. Orphans around the world expressed optimism that the writers would ratify their contract so “that pretty lady with the fleshy lips can take me to live with Maddox.”
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