Jennifer Aniston Buys John Mayer A New Piano

John Mayer continues to have Jennifer Aniston dickmitized out of mind as the star of He’s Just Not That Into recently dropped $80,000 on a grand piano with the hope that the extravagant instrument will keep her musican lover around her Beverly Hills mansion for intimate encounters more often.

“Jen just bought an $80,000 ebony grand piano,” a friend of the actress tells Star. “It’s a Hamburg Steinway. It’s in the living room at her Beverly Hills mansion. She bought it so John will spend more time at home with her,” the spy says, addding, “Jen wants John to feel comfortabe when he’s there. Jen can’t wait for John to play for her.”[source]